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'Joy and Enthusiasm: Nasrallah keeps job'

Ayatollah Nasrallah's "divine victory" party buzz was wearing off so he came up with a great idea for the after party ... a "divine assassination".

Nasrallah: "We have the heads, the hands, the feet and even a nearly intact cadaver from the head down to the pelvis," ... come on down and get one before the stock runs out.

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the 'Joy and Enthusiasm' series:
Joy and Enthusiasm: Arab World Went Silent
Joy and Enthusiasm: They Don't Love Me
Joy and Enthusiasm: Nasrallah keeps job
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~E-D-Z:iconE-D-Z: Feb 23, 2008, 2:58:19 AM
yeah and u missed this:

begin(quote){

Addressing Israel Nasrallah said:

"Your army would collapse at the feet of Imad Mughniyeh. I swear that we would fight you like you never experienced. Your army would be destroyed in south Lebanon."

He added "The Israeli air force is not capable of winning a war and Israel has no alternative but launching an overland offensive . We are ready to achieve victory and no one can protect all of Israel from our rockets ,"

Nasrallah predicted that Israel will cease to exist , because the "The Arab opposition , including Syria will eliminate Israel." He said

}//end quote

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~jaakobou:iconjaakobou: Feb 23, 2008, 8:25:29 AM
Hezbollah was losing legitimacy ever since Nasrallah gave his stupid "we got arms and legs" body parts peddling speech. The assassination of Mughniyeh gave him a great pretext to continue "the resistance"... but if you ask anyone with a brain, his "resistance" is not in the best interestes of Lebanon.

p.s. I wouldn't take any of Nasrallah's public speeches too seriously, they are full of مَخْرَقَ فِي and مُبَالَغَة ... usually, when he "threatens" Israel it's actually meant to deter the Lebanese from dismantling his "divine" organization.

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~tortuegraphics:icontortuegraphics: Feb 24, 2008, 6:35:07 AM
Another leader who want to change all of us into microbes and send us in space :D
Sweet dreams ;-)

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Roland
~Rommel13:iconRommel13: Feb 24, 2008, 2:19:05 PM
Pelvis? Suddenly I've got an image of Hezbollah doing the Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Nasrallah: *pulling down a step-guide* It's just a jump to the left...

Hezbollah Militia: AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIIIGHT!

Nasrallah: With your hands on your hips...

Hezbollah Militia: YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIIIIIIGHT! BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUUUUUST THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSAAAAAAANE! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAIN!

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~Jlpicard:iconJlpicard: Feb 25, 2008, 1:59:28 AM
May their sweet dreams becomes their nightmares!
But I think that IDF is already doin' this job, don't they?

I f I remember they shot down the 2nd in command of hizballah!

Arf, slain 'em all ike orcs!

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~Jlpicard:iconJlpicard: Feb 25, 2008, 2:03:36 AM
Hizballah was loosing legitimacy long before that!
Terrorism can't be a possibility.
A terrorist is less than an animal to me. No one in the entire creation can kill people randomly as they do!

Nasrallah,I'm sure it's just a matter of time, but you'll blow up!

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~tortuegraphics:icontortuegraphics: Feb 25, 2008, 2:15:30 AM
I wish that the UN do this police work
IDF's job is to protect Israeli bordersnot to clean the world of its criminals.
J'en ai marre qu'Israel prenne des risques avant tout le monde pour apres se faire critiquer!
Et qui a dit que c'est le Mossad qui a mis au point cette operation?

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~jaakobou:iconjaakobou: Feb 25, 2008, 4:05:06 PM
I was talking about legitimacy in Lebanon and the Arab world. Both are unsure on how to take the rise in Shia fundamentalism since Sunni and Shia are worse enemies than Arabs and Jews.

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“In my 13 years, I've killed everyone. There might be some new ninjas coming up, but I am Shogun, loved by no one.” – Shaquille O’Neal
~Virgil-Nigel:iconVirgil-Nigel: Feb 26, 2008, 10:34:44 AM
The problem is that the UN would never do this type of work. They have their own politically correct agendas that do not favor Israel's interests.

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